Hold'em Career: Offline Poker

Hold'em Career: Offline Poker

Actual Clown Productions LLC

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  • Category

    Card

  • Content Rating

    17+

  • Developer

    Actual Clown Productions LLC

  • Version

    1.2

  • Updated

    Sep 12, 2026

  • Requires

    iOS 17.0 or later

  • Price

    $4.99

  • Size (iOS)

    24.6 MB

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Screenshots

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Editor Reviews

Hold'em Career: Offline Poker is a card game developed by Actual Clown Productions LLC for iPhone & iPad.

Hold'em Career: Offline Poker is a paid game ($4.99). The latest version 1.2 was released on Sep 12, 2026. Content rating: 17+.

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About Hold'em Career: Offline Poker

Hold'em Career is single-player poker with real consequences and zero real money. You get a bankroll and a seat at the $50 table. Everything after that, you earn.

THE RUN

Sit down with exactly one buy-in — no rebuys, no top-offs. Walk with your winnings or lose the stack trying. Bank enough to move up: $100, $200, $500, and finally the $1,000 game. Go broke and the run is over. Milestones you've earned carry forward, so every ruin starts the next run a little stronger.

THE TABLE

Thirty-three opponents, from Marcus the retired accountant (plays nine hands a night, never bluffs the river) to the pros upstairs who punish every loose call. Nobody has a difficulty slider — they have habits. Play enough hands against someone and you'll unlock their dossier: first the bio, then the read on their style, then their numbers, and finally the secret that beats them.

WHEN IT GOES WRONG

Broke mid-run, someone at the table may offer a stake — at their terms. Take the loan and they're inside your winnings until you're square. Bust while you owe them and the run ends with a burned bridge.

LEARN THE GAME FOR REAL

Every hand is recorded. Replay any of them with every hole card face-up and an explanation of why each opponent did what they did. The coach reviews your sessions afterward — pot odds, position, the calls that cost you — and shows the leaks in your actual numbers (VPIP, PFR, win rate by seat), each with a plain-English deep dive.

THREE WAYS TO PLAY

No-Limit cash, Fixed-Limit cash, and an eight-handed sit-and-go tournament with rising blinds and a 50/30/20 payout.

NO CASINO NONSENSE

No real money. No chip store. No ads, no accounts, no internet required. The bankroll can't be bought — that's the whole point.

Strategy

How to download Hold'em Career: Offline Poker?

  1. Tap the Google Play button (Android) or the App Store button (iPhone / iPad) in the download section.
  2. The official store page of Hold'em Career: Offline Poker opens in a new tab.
  3. Tap Install or Get and wait until the download finishes.
  4. Open Hold'em Career: Offline Poker from your home screen and start playing.

FAQ

Is Hold'em Career: Offline Poker free to play?

No, Hold'em Career: Offline Poker is a paid game. Current price: $4.99.

Is Hold'em Career: Offline Poker available for iPhone?

Yes, Hold'em Career: Offline Poker is available on the Apple App Store and needs iOS 17.0 or later.

Is it safe to download Hold'em Career: Offline Poker?

Yes. ER Games does not host any files — the download buttons open the official Google Play and App Store pages.

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